How to Test Sharpness of Saw: Step By Step Guide

Requirements for testing sharpness of saw;

#1 - Extremely sharp saw

#2 - Professional First Aid Kit

#3 - No one within 10 mile radius

#4 - A free, full, day

Step One - Find yourself a project that requires 9-10 feet lengths of wood, and then find yourself a secluded area where you can cut yourself some of these lengths from fallen trees.

Step Two - REMOVE ANY GLOVES YOU ARE WEARING! Extremely important to test. If you are wearing glove's, you must remove them IMMEDIATELY!

Step Three - Get yourself good and tangled in some bush and branch's. Very important that mobility is extremely difficult.

Step Four - Make sure your saw is out of its holster. Wave the saw around erratically in frustration of the branch's and slash. 

Step Five - *** Quickly slash the blades of your saw against the top of your fingers. Speed is crucial here, you want a quick slash. Fast enough that you don't even really know what happened.

Step Five - Make sure blood starts flowing quickly and efficiently from the cuts in your hand. 

Step Six - Run to your truck and take out your first aid kit under the pile of junk. While looking for your first aid kit, you can slow the flow of blood by using a dirty sock. 

Step Seven - Remove a large pad of gauze and wrap it around your wounds. 

IF BLEEDING IS DIFFICULT TO STOP AND YOUR WORRIED YOU MIGHT PASS OUT, YOUR SAW IS SHARP!!!

My saw passed the test with flying colors!

Step Eight - Relax with your feet above you, to keep the blood in your head so you don't pass out. Relax in the comforting thought that even though you had big plans of work to do on your day off, now your done and can't do any work. YAY!